he's like looking at porn

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

levi-has-the-booty:

I’m not saying my otp is perfect but mY OTP IS FUCKING PERFECT

2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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summerluke:

So I want to start cutting down the amount of 5sos i reblog, now that i’m becoming more multi-fandom.

But i need so much more diverse posts on my dash so:

Reblog this if you post:

Little one direction (mainly just Niall though…)
My Mad Fat Diary
Teen Wolf
Sterek
Star Crossed
The 1975
You Me…

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

indienasia:

Mine

indienasia:

Mine

hi:

"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"

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kardashy:

an unexpected twist

One Direction + Lana Del Ray - Story Of My Life + Summertime Sadness
8,784 plays
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

pussayleche:

the first time you saw zayn malik